It's always about shit around here. Literally! Something is up with the neighbor's septic tank. The stench makes my head hurt. It's so pungent, one whiff will take your breathe away, will make your eyes burn, will wake you from your deepest sleep. It's pure concentrated shit. Welcome to Belize.
Hi, I'm Leonardo Melendez, I live in Belize with my girlfriend and our stupid dog that doesn't eat lettuce. Wait, what? Yes he does. Actually, I had a dog which has been replaced by two kids. I also have no car, not even a house. I do have a camera however which I use very often.
Belize is a tiny piece of Earth's real-estate located in Central America. I heard the snorkeling is great too.
