I Can't Take This Shit Any Longer
I don't have a dog, yet my room's been smelling like manure for months. I don't know about you but the stench of dog shit isn't in my list of favourite morning scents. You see, my room is located just 10 feet behind my neighbour's backyard where two semi-pot-licker dogs proudly prance around all day long and you've guessed it, they excrete like crazy, all over the place. I can't open my windows nor tie the curtains for fear of the harmful toxic stuff!
I've thought about approaching the owners on the issue before contacting the health department. However, I never forget the days when I do the laundry and they bark viciously at me and that time when dog poo was floating around in the backyard after hurricane floods. Which is why I've also considered dog poison.
I can't take this shit any longer; the woof woofs must go. Bring along the salchichas and the dog poison we got from town board — we'll strike at the break of dawn. P.S. Bring a bandana, preferably of blue PUP color, your "puss-killa", and a trimmed branch; I've got idearzes.
9 comments:
lmao.... febreeze
hmnn... u got a shitty problem dude.. i dont think you should poison them though....
Dude, thats a thought situation. But the dogs have no fault man; thats just what they do best. i think that you should talk to the owner or try and figure out a way that is safer. However, i am not so sure its the dog you are to blame for the smell in your room.
Somethings just never change....
if your rooms is anything like your room in cayo the dogs outside is definately the least of your problems...
i would talk tothe neighbour. they are most likely aware of the problem
Ain't that a witch. Guys, I don't have the time and energy to make appointment much less talk to these people. Besides, what's more fun? It's called exercising one's creativity.
On a serious note, I'll consider your thoughts.
@maili: Ya right, I've tried Febreeze. Or maybe I'm hitting all the wrong places.
@Beth: This is much better than mentioned stinky smells.
give them a high dose of pure chocolate they'll go down in peace...
Oh the memories... I miss those days although I am glad I am in today.
Those were the pre-End OF The Street days.
i think you're full of shit, i have a dog which craps in my back yard and it never bothered me nor my neighbors ... and be careful of dog owners, if someone hurt my dog i wouldn't just go and buy another...
yeah talk to da owner....find a solution (that does not involve killing)..use more febreeze...
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