April 17, 2008

Frying Pan

Some two weeks ago my sister and family came in from Florida to visit. Twenty-two now, Gabrielle is the eldest of four, married, now a mother, and about 500 pounds heavier. This trip, she brought back the most amazing thing — her brand new baby.

Allan Michael Sorenson is 7 months out the womb, healthy, heavy, white, with circumcised penis. He's quiet and smiles a lot.

At first glance I thought "holy crap, you brought the Boss' son!". Doesn't this baby have a slight resemblance of Sir Alex Ferguson? One cousin said he looked like Wayne Rooney; I disagree.

During their short stay, I must have changed, fed, and looked after him only once. Not that I'm lazy or anything, just trying to avoid being used/suckered by my sister this time around. Besides, are you used to seeing poop smothered all over a little person's legs, back, and frying pan? Thought so. To add, babies require plenty energy and responsibility. Did you know babies get changed about 6-8 per day? I learned a bunch of new baby stuff. One that tickled me most was the frying pan.

The frying pan is proven to be the filthiest part of the male anatomy. It's that inch of space between the anus and the testicles. When lying down the eggs just rest on the frying pan. I've got pictures to show for ten bucks a shot. Anyone?

13 comments:

Beth said...

Oh, Leo, you are a mess. babies are sweet. Poop is just the price you have to pay.

Years from now, you will be able to blackmail this little one.... I used to change your diapers!

Tracy Tillett said...

Dude, don't expose the lil dude's frying pan, he is adorable.

Daniel H. Schluckebier said...

You made me laugh like hell, almost on the verge of crying my laughter out. That was a great blog mein. Keep them coming just like that.... Frying pan... thats crazy and funny as hell too

Leonardo Melendez said...

@Beth: So you like poop. Ok.

@Dani: You think it's true? That it's the filthiest part? It's definitely not from from it.

Leonardo Melendez said...

*far from it.

Beth said...

I didn't say i like poop. i was just saying that it was one of those things you have to deal with.

it is like saying you don't like chocolate because you don't like the wrapper.

Beth said...

I didn't say i like poop. i was just saying that it was one of those things you have to deal with.

it is like saying you don't like chocolate because you don't like the wrapper.

Domanick Fabro said...

so what i've learnt from this blog:

1. what the frying pan is

2. beth has a poop fetiche

Beth said...

ug.

Everything has a reason why said...

OMg the kid is adorable.. i must admit... however.. the poop business... and the frying pan?? sheesh i have seven brothers and never came up with that one..; good going leo.

Daniel H. Schluckebier said...

@Leo: Is that legal???
Making money from snapping shots at baby's frying pan... (For 10 Bucks a shot!)

That is so wrong....

LOL

Dude I think your right, its the filthiest...

magikero said...

stunning photos. :)

Rahul said...

Its sad she picked to circumcise him. So young and already tied down and sliced up with 5 mins of pure flesh cutting pain... sad... I wish people knew what they do with infants before they decide based on looks or just what someone said or what the father looks like