Cup of tea anyone? I've gathered a pound of panda droppings. I concur, it goes well with tea. Don't laugh, it's true. It's healthier than green tea, I can tell you that. It's one of those things that once you taste it, you never forget it. I take mine with two drops. It's two blues a drop for you my friend but it's so good for you, you have no idea.
True story. Was out Saturday night, when around 2am I went to pick up my truck in front of Nahil Mayab. As I opened the door some guy was in there sleeping!
The fool fell asleep half way through his crime. He packed everything that was inside the truck into a bag: documents, garbage, my take out ceviche included. Maybe, just maybe, he was cleaning up for me. The dark fella stood up, beer bottle in hand, said a few words and walked away like nothing happened. "Nothing missing mein, check it."
I was high like a kite at the time but there was enough sense in me not to start an altercation. I mean, come on, I'm in no shape to pick a fight. This town needs to invest in a Batman and I need to start working out.
Hi, I'm Leonardo Melendez, I live in Belize with my girlfriend and our stupid dog that doesn't eat lettuce. Wait, what? Yes he does. Actually, I had a dog which has been replaced by two kids. I also have no car, not even a house. I do have a camera however which I use very often.
Belize is a tiny piece of Earth's real-estate located in Central America. I heard the snorkeling is great too.
