I fart and it's just a reminder of how much Guinness I had last night. Mom passes my desk. "Do you have something that's spoiled or rotten around here? Get rid of it because it stinks." Silence. Moments later another one escapes and coincidentally mom is passing by, this time without a word.
Hi, I'm Leonardo Melendez, I live in Belize with my girlfriend and our stupid dog that doesn't eat lettuce. Wait, what? Yes he does. Actually, I had a dog which has been replaced by two kids. I also have no car, not even a house. I do have a camera however which I use very often.
Belize is a tiny piece of Earth's real-estate located in Central America. I heard the snorkeling is great too.
4 comments:
jajaja.... First time I hear of that.
jajaja.... First time
lmfao funny . stuff man.. that was the goma fart :P
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