January 17, 2007

Don't eat before you sleep

My roommate offered fried rice last night. I told him I wasn't hungry at the moment but that I would be later. We dialogued: Roommate: " You know, they say it's not good to eat just before you go to bed." The Inquisitive: "Why?" Roommate: "Because, you're gonna catch HIV." ...!?!...

9 comments:

Jadeed said...

HIV- Human Indigestion Virus?!?!? lol...sup bro...well first of all you should know there is no such thing if we do that all the time...3 or 4 the morning...scavenging for food in the kitchen..sometimes even fry up some stuffs...the only reason its bad for you is if you like me..always eating and not working out..so u start getting fat..apart from that its all good...hahaha

beth (I'm back!) said...

As You know, I went to an Adventist High School. There was I taught that EG White condemned eating 5 hours before you sleep because it messes up digestive system. I don't believe because I am a night person and I eat most of my dinners right before I sleep. The Adventist think that you can actually died from eating at night.

Anonymous said...

aye aye Captain Majestic

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Leonardo Melendez said...

That's HIV as in AIDS. I guess it applies only when you're in Griga. Then again, I've been here for a month and there's no signs, so I think I clean.

Your Conscience said...

You are stereo typing again? Or are your trying to prove that thing are not as bad as the stereo type?

Anonymous said...

Haha! that must be how i got HIV now i can explain it to mum and dad...thanks Leo! hahahaha ur too funny

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