January 17, 2007

Don't eat before you sleep

My roommate offered fried rice last night. I told him I wasn't hungry at the moment but that I would be later. We dialogued: Roommate: " You know, they say it's not good to eat just before you go to bed." The Inquisitive: "Why?" Roommate: "Because, you're gonna catch HIV." ...!?!...

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

HIV- Human Indigestion Virus?!?!? lol...sup bro...well first of all you should know there is no such thing if we do that all the time...3 or 4 the morning...scavenging for food in the kitchen..sometimes even fry up some stuffs...the only reason its bad for you is if you like me..always eating and not working out..so u start getting fat..apart from that its all good...hahaha

Anonymous said...

As You know, I went to an Adventist High School. There was I taught that EG White condemned eating 5 hours before you sleep because it messes up digestive system. I don't believe because I am a night person and I eat most of my dinners right before I sleep. The Adventist think that you can actually died from eating at night.

Anonymous said...

aye aye Captain Majestic

Hey if you are where i think you are then you are in the right place.

Leonardo Melendez said...

That's HIV as in AIDS. I guess it applies only when you're in Griga. Then again, I've been here for a month and there's no signs, so I think I clean.

Anonymous said...

You are stereo typing again? Or are your trying to prove that thing are not as bad as the stereo type?

Anonymous said...

Haha! that must be how i got HIV now i can explain it to mum and dad...thanks Leo! hahahaha ur too funny

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